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No Cthulhu Tonight. [14 Mar 2014|04:52pm]

[ mood | sick ]

Sorry for the late notice, tonight's game is cancelled due to multi illnesses.Both the GM and Kron are sick.

Lungs of death.

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Binhead Tornament 2010 video [01 Nov 2012|05:22pm]

Given that the crappy DVD writeable I distributed didn't work very well lots of people didn't get to see my video from the 2010 BHT. I've finally gotten around to ripping my own DVD and putting it on the interwebs for download:


Share and enjoy.

Edit: Turns out you can only stream it from there, anyone who wants the original file I'll sling you a pendrive.
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Binhead VI - The Trailer [09 Dec 2011|09:56am]


First test DVD should be burned today! This is best viewed on youtube.
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Ancient forfeit list unearthed in recent excavations at Knossos [17 Aug 2011|04:51am]

Rant in custard - 5 mins

Concentrated vimpto in mouth - 5 mins

Toothpaste up nose - one squeeze up each nostril

Hightech eyes electrafluid sink [the meaning of this one remains obscure...]

Imperial bow on Q - 15 mins

Rant in sink to Glasdon [ an old classic, demonstrating the "green gaming" culture of ancient Knossos was not entirely isolated].

More excavations to follow...

Yours in near permanent equine gibbering insanity and study
Solidium Solidius Magi

Right to the bleeding eyes of Gowron!!!
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Binhead - the movie [15 Nov 2010|09:25am]

I've done all the rounds and the ending for BHTM, just got a lot of tedious rendering and maybe an intro to do.

So, anyone fancy a premier screening? Possibly with a ceremonial game of binhead?
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Surplus of molasses [15 Nov 2010|03:20am]

Gentlemen --

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Binhead Tournament VI [22 Oct 2010|02:31am]

[ mood | cragnanified ]

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TOURNAMENT VI - COMING SOON [20 Oct 2010|06:27pm]

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[ mood | Mormonic ]

Old skool rules were used in this game, and old skool hilarity ensued.
La loser is Lady Hanorium of the Binsraad, doing the forfeit of the above title...

Yep, she's a crazy Mexican Mormon.
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Tournament? There's an app for that [18 Oct 2010|03:48pm]

[ mood | fully grondised ]

Tournament structure app

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T-MINUS 1 WEEK [17 Oct 2010|04:58pm]

[ mood | GRONDISH ]


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THE LAST BINHEAD TOURNAMENT - Lets get back to the level [03 Sep 2010|07:32pm]

[ mood | insane/inane ]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Here follows the Rules of Engagement for the 6th and Last Tournament. Pay close attention, for your lives may depend on it.

Five pounds entry - winner takes all, and becomes Emperor of The Known Binsraad.

It has been decided by the Council that the mode of play for this Tournament will be exclusively Old Skool rules, that is NO edge burning whatsoever, all burns must make a new hole and be made from on top, however close to the edge that may be. This leads to a much more tactical and rapid game, and should move things along nicely. As it was at the dawn on Binhead, so shall it be again.
The original 7th spliff increaso rule will be applied, but only where deemed necessary by the individual groups depending on the progress of their game. That is, if the 7th spliff is reached the number of burns made by each player increases by 1 each time the spliff, or GRAF, is passed.

Also optional to each group of players in a given game will be the No Blowing rule, that is no blowing on the burns to put them out unless the smoke from the original drag is held in and used for the purpose. This too leads to a more rapid game, with a greater degree of skill necessary on the burns.

As is traditional, the play-back-ins will be held during the half time break after Round 3, featuring all those knocked out in the first 3 [except the loser of losers] rounds that with to play their way back in. The games will be one-on-one Dice Head over small Bins, and use unused forfeits from the first 3 rounds. Players have in the past lost in the first round only to play their way back in and win the Tournament.

The Tournament shall be held on the 23th OF OCTOBER - 15:00 Hrs - Castle Kronulus
Skinning Up / Ordering evening will be the night before on the 22nd - Castle Lucius

ROUND ONE: [groups chosen randomly, forfeits chosen by other groups]

Bin Head - 15 mins
Rant at Glasdon - 15 mins
Wailing Ghost Round House - all rooms
Ranting Robotronic Tinfoil Man (vocoded) - 15 mins. wrapped in a full robotic suit of tinfoil + robotic movements.
Vowelless Enterprise (to Star Trek: Enterprise theme) - full song over phone.
Bable-on 5 - 5 mins. rant at camera using a non-stop string of improvised alien words, as soon as a single English word is used the clock restarts from 0, character names from Babylon 5 can be used without penalty.
Bark in Sink- 5 mins solid.
Draw on Person - rest of Tournament. Drawn on with eyeliner by others in game in any way they want.
Enraged Running - 5mins. enraged running on the spot, vocal and furious.

ROUND TWO: [selected groups of similar skill, selecting their own forfeits]

Bruce "Box"lietner [interview] - 1 spliff
Narco-Chamber, Rant Thaumaturgy - 1 spliff
Effervescent Goggles - until dissolution. effervescent fizzers placed inside cyber-goggles with coke.
Bread Head Vibro - until no bread is still attached
Cha-COAT-ay - 15 mins, ALL COATS in all ways. attack everyone optional.
Sprayed Face - left on until next round starts. full face sprayed with black wash-off hair colour "I'm just trying to be a crazier kind of guy".
Green Man, Praise Gods - 15 mins. vegetables covering losers face, taped of clingfilmed, out on garden or grove praising ancient gods.
Ancient Egyptian Creation Story in Sink (version A) - full ranting of the creation story into sink of cold water.
Make Ultra-Solid-Mongolian-Vibro-Feast For Everyone - make a classic potion style mix of random things in a big pan for everyone to feast on like fiends.

ROUND THREE: [groups chosen randomly, forfeits chosen by other groups]

Ogham Cross and Woad - full awesome ritual. robed, grove optional.
Tongue-Shafting - full blown. toilet roll inside mouth placed around tongue, chilli powder, effervescent fizzers, then coke, deposited town tube.
Dark Spinning - intermediate time period. madly spun by other players in group on swivel chair on the spot  in the dark.
Yog-Sogoth - 1 Rant. face dipped in bowl of yoghurt, sogothian OTO rant from book.
Shower of Flour, Shambling Zombie - 5 mins, "brains" on Q. full bag of flour poured over losers head outside.
Laszlo Hortobagyi, Full Swing - intermediate time period. all but the head zipped up in Ginges' huge bag, then swung steadily backwards and forwards .
Dark Combat - 7.5 mins, cushions & vibro. loser may only defend, completely dark room.
Cryo-Chamber - two pumped spliffs, noir monologue. climgfilmed up narco-chamber, neon led's, smoke pumped in via Ginge's foot pump, vapour rub applied beneath the eyes for maximum crying .
Skankovich Malmex - 5mins. crudely drawn John Malkovic mask clingfilmed over face, filled glasses clingfilmed over eyes & chin [this forfeit makes no sense].

ROUND FOUR: [selected groups of similar skill, selecting their own forfeits]

Melt of Paradise - extreme face-melt. shaving foam face toothpaste eyebrows, absolute maximum melt.
Rant in Plague Sink - 5 mins. sink plagued by conventional bathroom & kitchen products.
Stargate, Attacked by Jaffa - until the "Jaffa" have finished their attack.  run through clingfilm and washing up liquid stargate, attacked by other players with silly string and water pistols to original Stargate theme.
Interrogation - 15 mins or until info is given. sat in bath or outside and given a piece of secret information then persecuted in a Gestapo fashion until information is given, if the loser withstands the ordeal they are presented with a spliff and a brew and heartily commended by all.
Vibromaniacs - everyone in round. loser is vibroed to the ground by everyone in round while singing to the tune of the Anamaniacs..

ROUND FIVE: [groups chosen randomly, forfeits chosen by other groups]

Vampire Ketchup Massacre, Dracula Rant - until Ketchup runs out. dressed in cheap Halloween vampire costume, loser does the "how dare you" Dracula rant, squirted by ketchup firing squad
God Emperor of Dune - 15 mins. complete worm-like clingfilm mummification, blue food colour dyed face, writhing on the floor alternately spouting god emperor quotes or screaming in agony at your transformation
Pickled Mummy Returns - until bindings are obliviated by Picallili and all rooms have been lumbered through. savagely rub double hands full of Picalili into your face, full head to toe toilet roll lumbering Mummy
The Monster Mash - Dance to Monster Mash track. Multi-layer cling film head, all known on-face substances, wrapped by layer over face.


Forfeit Gauntlet - one forfeit from each round that has not been done [chosen by the masses], in order, consecutively, until death. Possibly including additional Marmite Face.


Permanent Tournament Jester - in jesters hat for rest of Tournament, making brews for all while prancing around and doing idiotic or witty things to amuse people. The Loser of Losers must sing the word "binhead" to the tune of the A-Team theme while performing all tasks. Additionally the Loser of Losers must do a second round forfeit, choice of others in the game, chosen after loss. The Loser of Losers must also stay awake and crazy until the end of the Tournament.

KNOCK-IN FORFEITS: [chosen by others in the group]

Taped Up Hand - rest of game. hand fully wrapped up in tape so that fingers can barely move
Left Hand/ Right Hand Burns - 2 spliffs. burning with the hand you don't write with
Biggles Eyes Burns - 3 burns. burning with the spliff in the mouth, hands round eyes & face, can only be done with new spliff
Knives & Forks Hand Burning - rest of game. Burning with cutlery taped to fingers
Single Foot Burn
Cylon Head Burning - one spliff. burning whilst moving the head slowly yet steadily from side to side and making the appropriate sound effect
Electro-Hand - 1 spliff. burning with the "pain relief' electrodes attached to arm and hand causing muscle twitching
Scarecrow Burns - 1 spliff. playing with a broom stick or long pole across the back and in both sleeves leading to a fixed scarecrow like posture

Throat Singing to Mongolian Embassy whilst burning - 1 spliff
Troll-head burning - 1 spliff
KHAAAAAAAAAN! on Q - rest of game
Far-Right rant round house - all rooms
KAZAN - 1 spliff
Extreme Close-ups whilst burning (Wayne's World style) - 1 spliff
Gurn on Q - rest of game


To willingly submit to a Vibro from any one that wants to give one, for as long as they want to give it.

If anyone has a problem with ANY of the above, or any suggestions they'd like to add, please comment and let us know. All the way to Glasdon Prime.


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Jenga-Head (Binhead) [21 Apr 2010|08:29pm]

Footage of a highly experimental variation on classic Binhead.

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Bicarbonate in Mouth Turns Horrible [21 Apr 2010|06:09pm]

[ mood | bicarbonated ]

Binhead forfeit;
Former Empress Lady Kronula of the Binsraad goes disgustingly meltocratic with bicarbonate of soda and coke in mouth - 5 mins


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CLASSIC TIMES... [01 Apr 2010|01:31am]

[ mood | blank ]

Just came across this on the net, the original forfeit list...
Me and Hannorius have just been in stitches reading it, maybe some of these should be brought out of retirement...

Wow, binhead. I am or rather was one of those slacker students from Manchester. It was not invented by us, but we gave it this name. It is also known as the Rizla Game and was allegedly played by James Bond, although I have yet to confirm this.

There is an "official" website, which details a list of forfeits:

* Binhead
*Bread in mouth
*Kitchen utensil man
*Nasal Cone taped up eyes
*Tin foil head
*Shoe hands
*Make tea and coffee
*Paper William Tell
*Blindfold man
*Extreme closeup
*Face of hair
Boiled face snog old lady, teeth in mouth live in bin
*Mummified head
*Stuff on person
*Speak in tongues
*Gurn on cue
*"Face in sink
*Pile on person
*Sugar in mouth
*Under furniture
*Tongue trap
*Free phone cucumber
*I'm a fantastic shag
*Draw on person
*Phone Glasdon
*Wear clothes horse
Flaming chair table in teeth walk around break plates on head
Straight jacket
*Crossed arms in shirt
Drink from scum glass
*Maggot man
*Remote control torture
Blue tack eyes
Constant spell casting
Burned head snog old wizzard with long nose dragon in mouth live in fantasy world
Go on quest
Binhead walk around block
*Cling film head
*Speak like bif
*Only elbows
*To be domineid and requied by everyone
*Strategic cellotape
Spatula in mouth
*Monkey man
*Fake poo face
*Big Baby
*Glass eyes
Dedushka Dobrokhot, please come into my house and tend the flocks
*Jif lemon in mouth
*Mustard vinegar tongue
*Wrapped in curtain
*Rizla face
*Holotropic you spin me right round
*You spin me right round
*Phone Anjelus
*Rub it in my face
*Ring Malcombe
Sell Stygian steel
Ride down street on trycicle - laugh into the night
Laugh into the night

*Maggot man curd in mouth trapped tongue stand on head
*Raw Sweet n sour in mouth
Ciggarette in eye
Pissing into the wind
Pretend your Jeff
Brick william tell
Acid bath
Slug up nose
Poo face
Head/knuckles in door
Crotch of fire
Proclaim love to Arthur
Anything to do with Narf, the filthmonger
Anal beads
Cucumber up arse
Shaved eyebrows
Snog bin old lady in mouth
Whipped back, crown of thorns, crucification, son of God
Pretend your little lord PompleRoy
Say what your thinking
Become God, destroy universe
Locked in room with McCoy from Start Trek
*Wicker bin head, come up on acid,in strange house,surrounded by strangers quoting from Dracula, binhead virgin

This was copied from the site, and maintains the original manuscripts spelling.


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Binhead Kow-Tow [for the Yellow Emperor!] [04 Feb 2010|01:15am]

[ mood | HUNG MAO ]

Modulous performs the Binperial Kow-Tow forfeit before a council of Binperial Elders in supplication of divine madness.

Full Blown, right to Li Shai Tung's eyes!

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Bruce BOXleitner [song and latest interview] [24 Jan 2010|04:13pm]

*A binhead forfeit performed by the house of Dondarius*

Bruce "the box" BOXleitner returns in the latest shout out to his fans, and performs a heart-rending rendition of "Lollipop" as a special gift.


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Insane Foam-Head Overload [28 Nov 2009|04:24pm]

[ mood | foamy ]

This attempt at the "towering crown of foam" binhead forfeit turned into a runny white slop head extravaganza.


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I'VE GOT BEANS IN MY EARS!!!! [18 Nov 2009|04:18pm]

[ mood | lazy ]

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GINGE [15 Nov 2009|03:33am]

We are attempting to think of a "Fat Pad" themed forfeit...
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